OH BOY THE PREGNANT 'MAN' HAS GIVEN BIRTH
OH MY GOODNESS SOME WOMAN KIDNAPPED SOME OTHER WOMAN'S CAT
OH WOW JOE SCHMOE AT THE GAS PUMP THINKS $4.50 IS "OUTRAGEOUS"
OH GEEZ HULK HOGAN'S SON NICK IS STILL IN JAIL
OH MY CHRISTIE BRINKLEY'S HUSBAND IS A HUGE PORN ADDICT
OH YAY RINGO STAR WANTS ME TO FLASH A PEACE SIGN AT 12PM ON MONDAY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
OH LOOK A DOG CALLED 911 AND SAVED HIS CHOKING OWNER
OH INTERESTING LARRY KING IS DOING YET ANOTHER AMERICAN IDOL INTERVIEW
right now anderson is babbling about leona helmsley bequeathing millions of dollars to dogs.
Everyone in news - everyone - whether it's Anderson, Bill, Keith, Nancy, Glenn, Larry, CNN, NBC, FOX, whoever - feel pressure to fill time slots for their shows/channels and therefore stupid irrelevant crap gets coverage, around the clock, and the media makes controversy controversy just because its in your face every 20 minutes of every hour of the day because the have nothing else to cover and need to run SOMETHING.
My personal favorite is CNN's segment called "BROKEN GOVERNMENT." Yes, we all know Washington is messed up. But let's not pass the buck too far and forget that this was a country founded on "By the people" - which is to say that WE are the ones who elect these bozos into office. And WE are the ones who buy off those politicians with special interests. Planned parenthood anyone? the NRA? What would *you* do in their situation? Probably the same. Look out for yourself and your family and play the game. It's not a Broken Government that just suddenly became Broken. It's a broken society that led to a broken government that's ALWAYS been broken. Iran Contra scandal? Nixon? Andrew Jackson? the native american genocide? oh but now we bitch like this is a contemporary problem.
Will either of these candidates really make a substantial change? Are we naive enough to think that? Look, the trend of society since the dawn of society is DOWNWARD. that will never change. ever. even the "bright spots" in history culminate here, in this messed up world in this messed up country under this messed up government and in this messed up society.
oh, but what about the antiquity of Egypt? or Rome? Or Greece? the greatness of the British or Persian or Ottoman or Alexandrian or American empire? All marked by greed, violence, incredible pride, and death.
can our life make a difference? will our CAUSES make a difference? Really and truly absolutely not. No one's going to lead us into this hypothetical promised land because it doesnt exist. Broken Government? No. Broken humanity. But broken why? Well, if at this point i switched it up and turned this into a universal message of "inner peace" and "karma" and socio-enviro-politically responsible eco-buddhist social idealist nonsense - many people would be on board. But you know what? it would take violence to force that upon the rest of society. which makes it just like its predecessors.
No. Broken Society means a Broken individual. As in, every single one of us. Which - if we're not LYING to ourself (which I do often, just to be able to live with myself) - is readily and easily visible in the shadows of our own inner hearts. I know I am broken because I know how ugly my heart is. And this, collectively, is why we're so fucked up. We're a bunch of ugly, greedy, selfish, proud, perverted, gluttonous, jealous, violent, evil people - even the best of us (SEARCH YOUR HEART AND TELL ME THIS ISNT TRUE ABOUT YOURSELF - SEARCH IT!!!!!).
We have brought this upon ourselves. Which is why we're in this crappy situation that we're in right now. It's culminated to a point where it can go on no longer. And none of our little pet causes are going to change a damned thing. Not solar power. Not a purge of Washington. Not a re-fundamentalizing of the American government in the image of the Christian Right. No. Nothing we can do can change this. It's just the way it is. And if there's no God that actually cares - this race is damned. Watch the news and tell me its not true. Better yet, turn on MTV for TEN stinking minutes. we're all damned. damned damned damned damned damned. damned in this life and worthy of being damned in the next (if there is one).
This. THIS is the pivotal point of humanity. But more importantly, this is the pivotal point in our life as an individual. our ideals are arbitrary. our truths are relative. these facts are inescapable. along with this next one:
I am a messed up, greedy, PROUD, angry, overly-critical, unforgiving sonofabitch and if there is a God and there is a way out of this earthen fiasco - I cannot escape that I need its forgiveness. I am just like the rest of the them.
I get selfish with my own wife (the most incredible woman in the world). I get angry and say nasty things to the people I love the most. I hate my neighbor. im a horrible friend. i am constantly seeking validation and recognition from people become i'm inwardly needy and extremely I'm proud.
right now anderson's re-babbling about leona helmsley. theyve got it on the rotation, last run was 45 mins to an hour ago. broken government? broken society. broken humanity.
broken me.
these poor people. i know a 30 something year old cool-like-crazy christian missionary dude who ended up getting imprisoned in an iranian jail for months. he LOVES the iranian people and insists they're not the ppl you see on tv screaming 'death to america.' such a great story, he ended up befriending his iranian tormentor/jailer at the end of his imprisonment. God is great like that. dont trip over your own rolling eyeballs. and if you think christians are the complete douches, maybe you should move to the Middle East and learn something about the world. we're a bunch of spoiled americans who bitch too much
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian police have launched a more extensive crackdown on "social corruption" such as women flouting Islamic dress codes, the Farhang-e Ashti newspaper reported on Monday.
"In its wider crackdown which has started from Saturday, police will confront those who appear in public in an indecent way and will also seal off shops selling un-Islamic dress," the newspaper said, quoting an unnamed police official.
The dress code imposed after Iran's 1979 Islamic revolution requires women to cover all their hair and wear long, loose-fitting clothes to disguise the shape of their bodies.
Violators can receive lashes, fines or imprisonment.
The authorities usually launch crackdowns before the hot summer months when women like to wear lighter clothing such as calf-length pants and brightly colored scarves pushed back to expose plenty of hair.
But enforcement of strict moral codes governing women's dress became more strict since President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad swept to power in 2005 with the backing of conservative clerics and the Basij religious forces who condemn such "un-Islamic" practices.
"Police will seize women with tight coats and cropped trousers and also men with Western-style hair cut will be arrested," the newspaper said.
Especially in the urban areas, many women ignore traditional head-to-toe black chadors. The Islamic dress code is less commonly challenged in poor suburbs and rural regions.
"Men with Western-style haircuts were confronted by police and also barber shops that gave them such haircuts were sealed off on Sunday," said the daily.
Some women, testing the boundaries of the law by wearing tight clothes were also confronted by morality police, located mainly at the affluent northern Tehran squares.
"Police also swept through popular shopping centers, where such outfits are sold and some of those shops were sealed off," the daily said.
Its funny. Sometimes I'm watching gameshows or something and I do a doubletake when they state their age at 27 or 28 and look at them again and SWEAR that to me these people look at least 35 years old. This has happened like 3 times in the past 3 days. you're 28? What the heck have you been doing?! I know 28 year olds who look like 28 year olds or younger but man is it depressing to watch someone else who you've already written off as middle aged come out and say they're the same age as you. Do i look that old?!?!?! Maybe its the bald spot i've had since i was 20.
anyway, the democrats are eating eachother alive and its painful to watch. im no johnny mac fan nor a republican by any means but its painfully obvious that if the press can roll out Jeremiah Wright quotes at will (ie - Italians as "garlic noses" and our white supremacist govt in charge of the Ku Klux Klan...) then its gonna be a loooooooooooooong and hard battle in November. What the heck is a garlic nose anyway?
On a side note, for any SWHS alumni reading this: What the hell WAS that barn in East Windsor anyway? You know, the one that was apparently a dance hall for awhile that was rumored to be the meeting place for the Ct KKK .... twostripe tim would know.... joe too maybe?
until next time, garlic noses...
yeppers. i'm kind of a stagehand/set designer kind of dork and me and the wife always talked about checking out a stage show down at the local theater. to tell you the truth, small town productions especially scare the crap out of me b/c their local pool of talent is generally about as deep as a kiddie pool. but we went, and i was surprised to make these stunning observations: annie get your gun is famous. like, that song there's "no business like show business" totally comes from that show. as well assssss "anything you can do i can do better........." Two songs i think the general american public would recognize but not be able to place. it belongs on a Who Wants to be a Millionaire question.. the show was alright, and i stress _alright_ , but the people who stole the show, a family actually, were the ones we were sitting next to. i dont wanna bash little chubby kids too much here - afterall, i kindof was one. But OH MY GOSH i thought it was all just a mean stereotype. This mother had three EXTREMELY overweight young kids, aged like 3 to 9, that she dragged to this 3 hour long stage show... Now, right off the bat any reasonable person that hears that is thinking "bad idea bad idea," but not this lady. Not only did she bring them, but she bought them - literally - 2 large sodas each to go with about 6 of the biggest, most fattening homemade cookies you can buy. EACH. the kids were freaking bouncing up and down on the chairs, sitting on top of the backrest, crying "how much longer momma?" , kicking the chairs in front of them, touching/hitting the heads of the people in front of them, fiddling with empty styrofome soda cups and making that HORRIBLE plastic straw-in-a-tight-space noise (for 20 minutes)... and the mom didnt do A THING!! At one point, she had the littlest one sitting on her lap chewing ice cubes for 15 minutes, loud as hell!!!! i mean, what's louder and more annoying that a 3 year old chewing ice cubes in a quiet theater??? it was totally unbelieveable and it got me thinking. Sometimes, and i mean sometimes: having super obese children is a sign of neglect. Watching the interactions between kids and mom you could see the virtual lack of parenting being replaced by the placating of every whine, cry, scream and complaint of the child. Kid crying in a theater? Buy him a cookie. Need to buy more time?? Buy him 6 cookies. Kid crying at home? Give him a ding-dong. Kid crying that he's thirsty? Give him a 64 oz jumbo coke to shut him the f#ck up for 4 1/2 minutes. Now i understand ritalin. in lieu of parenting, it's placate or opiate |
its been awhile since ive been back east, but i remember last time i was there Wal Mart had yet to completely take over as the department store of choice. In L.A., it's Target. Wal Mart is in Crenshaw (the 'hood) and is literally shopped at by 99% black people. its 2 or 3 stories high, like a Super Duper Wal Mart mini mall or something and its packed all the time. But in Hawaii, it's all Wal Mart all the time. We have a K Mart but, like Ct, nobody really goes/went there. Wal Mart's the only gig in town around here. I bought a brita water filter yesterday, one of the kind you replace in your container once a month. it was a single pack and i opened it up and found that someone had craftily scotch taped the plastic packaging back together. Upon further inspection, someone had taped the outside box back together too. And (presumably) returned it to Walmart who promptly put it back on the shelves without question. The best i can figure, people are probably just returning their old, used filters for $8.00 a pop when they buy new ones. Or rather, completely tampering with the filters, filling them with cyanide and finely chopped ass hairs while WalMart is complicitly re-selling them because its cheaper than ordering new ones from Brita. Either way, they make it damned easy to return those things... that's like, buying a package of condoms and poking pinholes in all of them and then returning them... |
since when did barack obama become the new hannah montana? he's already got the mass hysteria fainting spells, all he needs now is a blonde wig. when politics = ridiculously illogical frenzy over a candidate, people like adolf hitler take over based on the power of good public speaking ability and hype. Funny, the absolute worst thing that could happen in a democratic process is the exact thing every campaign manager holds as a best case scenario for their candidate.
not that barack is necessarily an evil dude. im just saying... there was such a thing as hitlermania at one point, too. |
| my posts havent been working and then i saw the little box to the left, the preview post box. i havent been here for awhile and maybe its just me, but its easy to not see that box and think that the post has gone through once you already hit the big publish post button on the bottom... anyway, |