Subway is for weirdos

see, the worst thing to do at Subway when there was a big line was hot subs - they take like a guaranteed 2 minutes to cook in the microwave while i could do like 3 cold subs in the same amount of time.  so if somebody came in and ordered like 3 footlong hot subs, you'd be there all stinking day waiting in ackward silence (small talk's for weirdos)...

one lady told me chicken so i put it in the microwave, and when it came out she got everything on it, and when she was finished i started to wrap it up and then she was like "ohh, wait, is that chicken? i said turkey."  heh and i got all bent out of shape and threw the sandwich at the wall, said "i hate my f#cking job," and walked into the back room...

heh. then there was the guy who didnt read the coupon for a free sandwich correctly (sub club cards) which CLEARLY state you have to buy a medium drink to go along with the free sandwich.  So i rang up the medium drink and he accused me of switching out his coupon with another one and cussed me out in front of his 9 year old kid, to which i responded that indeed, i had switched out his coupon and pocketed the real one so that after work, i could go to the other subway down the street and use his coupon.

man, 3 years at subway was seriously probably 50% of the reason i ended up homeless...

oh yeah, and let's not forget the guy who came in (im not kidding) with a section of a 2x4 scrawled on with 2nd grader handwriting in thin tipped dark blue marker - "Good for one free six inch sub at Subway"  and then seemingly got annoyed we wouldn't take it and slammed it in the trash on the way out....

i so hope that he was kidding.  (he was like 40)