seriously

seriously i think the reason man invented socks was so that when theyre playing nintendo 64, four player Perfect Dark and eating greasy potato chips at the same time - they can take two seconds after every time they die and befoer they regenerate to roll up their pant leg a little and wipe that grease all over their socks.  i mean, if you do it on your shirt it might leave a noticeable stain - CMON, how many of us have had that happen over grease dripping off of our slice of pizza and onto our shirts?  i know i have.  and the same goes with pants.  but socks, I mean, who gives a crap?  right? 

on a side note (as if that was worthy of being called a main point)  - i went deep sea sport fishing the other day.  it was soo cool.  except for the fact that it was a small boat and people somehow kept managing to catch eachother by getting their lines tangled in the current underneath.  (catch of the day - 160 lb little angry asian man), although it wasnt me who caught him.  i caught a couple nice sized - uhh, i tnhink one was a rock cod and a few fish called "chilli peppers."  but, its intereting cuz when you catch a fish and pull it up from the deep real fast, they have like a reaction similar to that of  the sudden loss of cabin pressure in a submarine.  It comes up and it's tongue is like massive and engorged - hanging out of its mouth like an erection made of squash...   seriously.  i think you pull it up so fast, it "gets light" because its brain explodes or something due to the rapidly changing pressure.

oh yeah, and - heh - i stepped on the vice president for some fishing reel company's line while he was tying his hook to it.  i didnt see the stinking thing so i stepped on it with my big boot and it cinched his finger and snapped real quick and he yelled in pain.  heh.  good thing the line snapped.   and then later, when he was fishing next to me, i caught a fish and when i brought it over the side of the boat - i slapped him like right on the shoulder/almost in the fact with it and he yelped a little.  it was great.  you can tell im from suburban connecticut im sure.