obligatory random post #38108b

so.  generic brand Q-tips are like the worst things ever made.  stick them in your ear and the .0000000001 percent of cotton at the end of the stick falls off and you end up gashing your eardrum with the hard plastic stick. 

not that this has happened to me, lately, but its happened.  sortof.  which reminds me of the time i stuck a raisin up my nose and my grandmother had to lay me down on the kitchen table and pull it out with a pair of tweezers.   That, and I used to bite glass whenever i had a glass cup to drink from.  I distinctly remember an adult asking me if I was going to be good and not bite the glass, and then them giving it to me and me biting a mouthprint of glass out of the rim of the cup anyway.  It was a smurf glass - people probably pay good money for those off of ebay these days.  Although im sure if they wait another 6 months, Animal Planet or somebody will come out with like a Smurfs: 3030  , where all the Smurfs are flying around space on starcruisers shaped like mushrooms and all the inbreeding it took to perpetuate their existence due to the fact that they only had one female has finally taken its toll.  In 3030, the Smurfs look oddly like the Snorks.  And instead of Smurfette, they have Eve the rapper Smurf.  And instead of Papa Smurf they have Captain Planet.  And instead of a tv show, they actually just do improv episodes at a little theatre in West Hollywood starring Eve and the guy who was the voice of three of the six main characters in the Captain Planet series.  It's a hoot.

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