the Skull Lord

aww man, i think i mightve found a way to redeem myself for the halloween show. We went to the goodwill thrift store and found all these cheesy half priced halloween costumes. so naturally we bought Skull Lord: a costume with a silver ring in the center of your shirtless chest with four studded black straps hooking around your shoulders and back, barbarian style. a long black cape, a headband with a skull in the middle of it, and two arm band thingies with skulls on them as well. if this wasn't hollywood, i'd think it'd look cool. but now it just looks like somebody's wearing an outfit they bought from Rough Trade, the gay bondage store the next town over. unfortunately, when i got home and opened the thing it was missing its cool skull headbang and two arm bands. I think that's what you get when you're so busy laughing at the picture of the guy in the costume on the cover that your eyes become blinded to actually looking INSIDE the bag and making sure it's all there. by the way, some of my best friends are in a hip hop group and theyre the ones that are gonna dress up for the halloween shiow. I refuse to be the Skull Lord. i still have my ungay pride.